Roundup: Auctioning Virginity To Pay For Med School, Peeping School Janitor, Chad Johnson to CFL?
By Ty Duffy
Bryana Holly … The Champions League Quarterfinal Draw … The Overprotected Kid … Paulina Gretzky visited a pool … Turkey shuts down Twitter … Russia bans John Boehner from entering Russia … Here’s what a $250 hamburger looks like … Starbucks to increase alcohol sales … Creepy janitor peeps at 11-year-old boy under stall door, smiles … Chicago public schools are giving away free condoms … Multiple monitors may decrease productivity … Pizza: The App … Gym reprimands woman for body being too fit … Fox News apologizes for lying to viewers about Obamacare … Paris Reborn and Destroyed … Auctioning off virginity to pay for med school …
College Basketball may start season later to avoid conflict with King Football. [Mercury News]
Tiger has a bulging disk. Paging Steve Levy. [Golf Week]
Angels trade Mike Scioscia’s kid for Wayne Gretzky’s kid. [LA Times]
Planet Fitness promises you no judgement, unless you are Muslim and try to wear a head covering. [Washington Times]
AP alters over/more than policy, fosters fierce debate only journalists care about. [Poynter]
Beer and story time with Verne Lundquist and Bill Raftery? [Time]
Indians fans start movement to eradicate Chief Wahoo logo. [Eye on Baseball]
Florida woman’s argument over McFlurry rationally ends in car getting torched. [Action News Jax]
NCAA had a $61 million surplus in 2013, enough to pay every player in the Men’s NCAA tournament more than $73,000. [USA Today]
Chad Johnson may be joining Montreal in the CFL, is still a thing. [The Gazette]
Hawaii exemption permits police to have sex with prostitutes. [AP]
MLS ends its referee lockout, mainstream sports fans shrug. [New York Times]
Five-star QB Josh Rosen verbally commits to UCLA. [OC Register]
Undertaker Highlights Set to Taylor Swift’s “22”
Drunk Baby trashes a bar.
Snake surprise
The GOP Hipster
The Whipping Post…