Kaley Cuoco … awesome pictures of Shaolin monks … massive pile of dead birds found … Johns Hopkins doctor has 1,200 photos and videos of undressed patients … rec hockey league has Stanley Keg … woman identifies restaurant burglar because he flirted with her earlier that day … 6-year old catches couple having sex in Walgreen’s bathroom … shut up about “clickbait” … Fox reality show lets women try to marry a fake Prince Harry … 2 firefighters died in a Boston fire … woman finds mother 27 years after she was abandoned as a baby in a Burger King … I was 3 sentences in before I close the link and considered suicide … mother jailed for breastfeeding while drinking … Lauren Graham not worried about a Gilmore Girls movie … what are some classic porn stars doing now? (NSFW) … huge Florida cop poses as teen girl to solicit teen boys on Facebook … Scandal actor arrested after bar fight … The Simpsons is getting LEGO treatment … guys named Ronald McDonald pitch Taco Bell breakfast …
Ralph Wilson died yesterday at the age of 95. [MMQB]
Joel Embiid will enter the NBA Draft. [Yahoo!]
A look at why Blake Griffin is so damn good now. [Hoops Hype]
Wu Tang has a secret 31-song album done and they plan to release a single copy of it. And they’re currently keeping it in a vault in Morocco. [Forbes]
Louisville baseball practice interrupted by squirrel. [Kentucky Sports Radio]
NBA Inside Stuff’s Willow Bay will lead a school of journalism. [USC Annenberg]
The NCAA Tournament draws a lot of ad money. [NBC News]
Just because you run doesn’t mean you can eat whatever you want. [Wall Street Journal]
Injured WNBA player Becky Hammon spending her rehab time learning from Coach Pop and the Spurs. [Project Spurs]
Flyers goalie prospect slashes opponent in the back of the head. [Buzzing the Net]
The first of a series of insanely in-depth looks at the history of Wrestlemania. [FOX Sports]
Man makes two hole-in-ones in single round much to the annoyance of everyone. [Myrtle Beach Golf]
Rick Barry and his unique free throw style. [Sports On Earth]
Sean Avery was eliminated from Dancing With the Stars earlier this week. [Puck Daddy]
Video of the Chicago train jumping the tracks is as crazy as you suspected.
Your True Detective video of the week.
Incredible last-minute rescue of a construction worker from a burning building.
Ginuwine performed Pony on Arsenio Hall.
Nebraska helps a soldier surprise his wife. [via Hot Clicks]
The Twins pranked Mike Pelfrey. [via Big Buzz]
Jimmy Kimmel asks kids to say bad words. He’s so viral.