Roundup: Watch a Woman Feed an Alligator, NBA Owner Buys Local Newspaper & Rap Lyrics as a Smoking Gun

nicola_peltzNicola Peltz … Alaska priest busted for DUI, drugs & weaponsCarmelo Anthony loves to play chess … Chris Evans, aka Captain America, is tired of being famous  … two months late, but Star Wars-themed NFL helmets for all 32 teams … in Spain, a woman was having sex and then fell into the bottom of a well … the Top 50 breweries of 2013 … Stunner! Matthew Weiner is going to miss Mad Men … woman arrested for terrible April 1 prank … Nick Young’s girlfriend Iggy Azalea got a big write-up in the NYT … it’s probably a good month if you win lottery prizes three times … Top Gun 2: Tom Cruise battles drones … “Legal Debate on Using Boastful Rap Lyrics as a Smoking Gun” … a tree trimmer got a chainsaw embedded in his back … after 23 years, Kelly Slater and Quiksilver are done

How to rescue baseball from itself. [Bloomberg View]

University of Iowa lost about $200k on the 2014 Outback Bowl. [Gazette]

Powerful, awful, and yes, it’s going to make you angry: “More than anything, I’m exhausted from living in the same House as the student who sexually assaulted me nine months ago.” [Harvard Crimson]

A “fan” drove five hours from West Virginia to see 76ers sideline reporter Molly Sullivan. Creepy? Not creepy? [Review-Journal]

There was a mural of new Vanderbilt coach Derek Mason painted, but now it has to be re-done because they made the coach look like he was out of the “minstrel” era. [Tennessean]

A longform piece on Haverford Hoops,the very terrible 1990s college basketball team. [SI]

Why did Jurgen Klinsmann dump his No. 2, Martín Vásquez, less than three months before the World Cup? [Planet Futbol]

All access: Video behind-the-scenes from Michigan vs. Kentucky. [KY Sports Radio]

Uh-oh: Minnesota Timberwolves owner Glen Taylor is buying the Star Tribune. [NBA.com]

From late Monday night: “During a timeout in the second half, George Hill got into a verbal confrontation with Lance Stephenson on the bench and they had to be separated by teammates.” [ESPN]

Where have all the black coaches gone in college basketball? [Yahoo Sports]

“The Roman Catholic Archbishop of Atlanta apologized for building a $2.2 million mansion for himself.” [AP]

Federal judge dismisses ESPN request to dismiss a libel suit filed by Bernie Fine’s wife. [AP]

Oklahoma City Thunder fans, this is pretty classless. [Houston Press]

Poker pros are now betting on each other. [WSJ]

A fantastic compilation of Joakim Noah on the fast break. [via Reddit]

Oh, look, here’s a Florida woman feeding an alligator! [via Adam]

With DeSean Jackson joining the Redskins … hey, remember the time he caught an 88-yard TD on the 1st play of the game against Washington?

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