Did a UConn RA Really Send This Whiny Email, Telling Residents They're 'Cheering for Laundry'?

Twitter user @MikeMancini posted this apparent email from a University of Connecticut resident assistant telling residents not to party in their dorms on North Campus (aka the Jungle) during tonight’s NCAA Championship Game. There are so many douche-y statements in it’s hard to single out just one (and so many that make you wonder if it’s real or just something that spread on social media).

Unless you’re trying to recreate a Jerry Seinfeld bit, the “cheering for laundry” line comes from the highest of high horses.