Roundup: Game of Thrones Returns, Teen Sexting Ring Busted, Michigan's Mystery Pooper

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Manhunt for “mystery pooper” defecating on playground slides in Michigan. [MLive]

Dan Le Batard: “It’s difficult for us to understand Yasiel Puig’s lack of understanding.” [Miami Herald]

Oregon’s football team is getting swole for 2014. [ESPN]

Apple has a big enough cash reserve to sponsor a manned mission to Mars, among other things. [NYT]

David Ortiz may have ruined POTUS selfies for everyone. [The Hill]

Don’t expect the Cubs to spend money until they renegotiate their media rights deal in 2020. Good times. [Sun Times]

Dutch coach choke slams “prehistoric” Arsenal injury rehab process. [101 Great Goals]

Pedestrianism (watching people walk in a circle) was once an American pastime. [NPR]

U.S. Soccer fired Tom Sermanni as USWNT coach after 16 months. [Soccer By Ives]

The 14 Best Baseball Stadiums For Craft Beer. [The Daily Meal]

Bucks’ Larry Sanders was unapologetic about his marijuana use. [Journal Sentinel]

Professor gets zinged by April Fools joke.

Babies trying lemons for the first time, in slow motion.

Naked woman goes nuts, trashes a McDonalds. (HT @Cartmaniak)

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