The 2014 Masters began today. Here’s a break down of the wives and girlfriends the Internet will be talking about. No Lindsey Vonn as Tiger will not be making an appearance.
Paulina Gretzky [Dustin Johnson] Famous daughter. Famous fiancee. She has parlayed taking pictures of herself online into other people paying to take pictures of her. Truly the pinnacle of WAG ambition.
Melissa Weber Jones [Matt Jones] Former Miss Idaho. Lobbying to make “Real Housewives of the PGA Tour” a thing.
Allie MacKenzie [Will MacKenzie] We’ll use her description of herself: “Model, Animal Lover, Sports Lover, Traveler, and most importantly, Mama to 2 little boys and 2 rescue pups,Girly Girl :-)”
Kandi Mahan [Hunter Mahan] Former Cowboys cheerleader, who looks exactly like a former Cowboys cheerleader.
Leot Taylor [Vaughn Taylor] According to her wedding website she is “super-creative and quite the planner.” She has also done some modeling.
Ellie Day [Jason Day] She’s “a country girl at heart.”
Annie Verret [Jordan Speith] High-school sweetheart of Jordan Speith and a sophomore (said in Keith Jackson’s voice) at Texas Tech.
Dowd Simpson [Webb Simpson] They met at Wake Forest.