Jessica Alba at the MTV Movie Awards … man finds vibrator in large cod fish … RIP former sportswriter Zander Hollander … there’s a Game of Thrones connection to Texas A&M … before lending your car to a friend, read this … the most “underrated” college in every state … two women ‘changed American music’ and then vanished … man goes on violent rampage through grocery store demanding food … if you buy a scale on Amazon, there’s a chance Amazon could think you’re a drug dealer … your 2014 Pulitzer Prize winners … college newspaper fills void in Michigan town … any extreme cavers out there? … these pro wrestler workouts will get you jacked in no time … man spent 24 years in prison for a murder he didn’t commit … throwing women’s underwear on the table during a business dinner isn’t smart … the oral history of Heathers … how he dealt with a $624 airport parking fee …
NHL player getting married this summer … in the spot where he shot his biggest deer. [Vancouver Sun]
Former MLB player Doug Glanville was racially profiled in his own driveway. [Atlantic]
Recasting Major League 25 years later. [WSJ]
Man claims to have never filled out a bracket before, but did one this year in five minutes. And he won $100 in his pool of over 10,000 entrants. [Athens Ohio Today]
Probably the best Yasiel Puig story I’ve read. [LA Magazine]
Must-read: Raising a moral child. [NYT]
James Wilder, the FSU running back who should be a mid-round draft pick next month, was arrested over the weekend on an outstanding warrant. [Tampa Bay Times]
The new VP of enforcement for the NCAA is … Jonathan Duncan. [NCAA.org]
Pennsylvania basketball player charged with seven burglaries was kicked off the basketball team last month. [Daily Pennsylvanian]
Jeff Bauman, who lost both legs in the Boston Marathon bombing, thanked Boston today. [Boston Herald]
Did you even know there was an NHL coach who had been at his position since 1997? He was canned Monday. [Rumors and Rants]
“There have been zero rolling 20-year periods between 1926 and 2013 during which stocks have had a negative return.” [Reformed Broker]
This may be Leo DiCaprio dancing at Coachella.
John Calipari to Mike Francesa: “I don’t tell the NBA the truth,” when talking about players who may leave early.
This LA Kings fan was really, really fired up for overtime last weekend. I bet he’s a commenter on this website.
Chris Douglas-Roberts, who hasn’t been heard from since he was a star in Memphis, hit a buzzer-beater for the playoff-bound Bobcats last night.