The folks at MLB Fan Cave cooked up the idea for Cubs slugger Anthony Rizzo to take batting practice with actual meatballs. It went just about as you’d expect — the meatballs were unable to withstand the force of Rizzo’s bat, and their fragments went flying everywhere. Hopefully they cleaned up after themselves; returning to a parked car covered in marinara sauce would be alternately baffling and infuriating.
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