Roundup: Man Arrested with Money Taped to His Private Parts, Spring Break 2014 & Religious Group Goes After Dabo Swinney

candice_swanepoel_adriana_limaAdriana Lima and Candice Swanepoel … Brandy is back on the market after calling off her engagementfruit and vegetable prices are going up … Liam Neeson is passionate about horse drawn carriages in NYC … man licks cop’s eye during arrest … “monkey caring for dying partner” is pretty powerful … elderly man arrested with a lot of money taped to his genitals … missing kid in Nebraska turns up in claw machine in bowling alley … why is Irina Shayk in the ocean with pigs? … US Airways won’t fire the employee who tweeted the planegina … bizarre embryo mix-up in Rome .. woman married to Motley Crue bassist says she turned down the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills … want to get paid to review marijuana? … cop dresses as Amish woman to stop flasher

Some brake-pumping on Sammy Watkins: “Watkins’ closest NFL comparables are Donte’ Stallworth and Torrey Smith … there’s one big difference, however, it’s that Stallworth and Smith have much better vertical leaps.” [MMQB]

Kelcy Quarles denies being at a bar and getting into a fight, despite TMZ report. [Go Gamecocks]

Religious group coming after Clemson coach Dabo Swinney. [Greenville Online]

Cuonzo Martin shocked the Vols by leaving for the California Bears. [SF Gate]

Here’s the TV rating of every game from the 2014 NCAA Tournament. [Sports Media Watch]

Why didn’t the Pulitzer committee give an award for feature writing? [Daily News Gems]

Nik Stauskas is taking his sweet game to the NBA. Glenn Robinson III is leaving as well. [M Live]

“The 49ers now believe that Smith got himself into this and he has to figure a way out, without their coddling, and that probably means he will not suit up for the team this season.” [Mercury News]

Mafia-linked bookie “Florida Phil” gets time served in jail and won’t go to prison. [Times Union]

Why the hell is Bernard Hopkins still boxing at 49? [Washington Post]

Can I interest you in a profile of Mets manager Terry Collins? [NYT]

Baylor’s Art Briles made a joke about how he’s not a ladies man, like Kliff Kingsbury. [Fox Sports]

“Live online video is also growing like crazy” and MLB is doing a phenomenal job driving a lot of it. [Forbes]

Spring Break 2014. Man, those were good times. Just glad we didn’t say “turn up” back in the day. [Bro Bible]

The NHL regular season is over. Were you aware? If you want to get excited about the playoffs, watch this 4-minute recap of the regular season. [via Hot Clicks]

Kids were handed a walkman. They had no clue what it did or how it worked. [CNet]

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