Charlotte McKinney … Craig Sager begins treatment for acute leukemia today, according to his son. … Blues beat the Blackhawks in three OT thriller. … Florida is forever gon Florida: woman gives birth in bathtub and bites off the umbilical cord. … Famed author Gabriel García Márquez passed away at age 87 on Thursday. … Chelsea Clinton announces she’s pregnant. … $525 fine for failure to pay for a drink refill. … Deadly avalanche kills 12 on Mount Everest. … Father grieves loss of three-year-old daughter by trying to raise money to give someone else’s child a “Special Moment.” … Avoid the Portland, Ore., drinking water for the time being. … Is “Knife Control” something you should worry about? … Guy whips out a submachine gun because he’s upset about paying tax on soda. … Ebola outbreak in Guinea is “almost” under control. That’s reassuring. … Earth-like planet discovered that might be able to sustain life. … Naked dude arrested in a South Carolina WalMart. … This collection of soccer icons as record covers is great. … Trailer Park Boys have a new movie that’s all meta and about swearing, so you’ve been warned. … Florida Part 2. … Dan Dierdorf will do radio work for Michigan this year. … Erin Andrews playing volleyball is something people click on, right? … These photos might give you white knuckles. … And here’s a fantastic photo of the late Paul Bearer. … Say hello to Kasimira Miller, Sure why not? … Best baseball photo of the year? … Happy Birthday: Robert Christgau (72); James Woods (67); Rick Moranis (61); Maria Bello (47); Fredro Starr (43); Edgar Wright (40); Melissa Joan Hart (38); Kevin Rankin (38); Kourtney Kardashian (35); Scott Hartnell (32); Miguel Cabrera (31); Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (27); Alia Shawkat (25). … Have fun this weekend, I believe in you.
Another reason why Facebook is the worst. [HyperVocal]
Cool graphical (GIF-aphical?) look at the fastest players in baseball. [The Score]
74-year-old Chicago man tries to rob bank so he’ll be sent back to prison. [AP]
“7 Ridiculous Words You Need to Add to Your Bro-cabulary” [Bro Bible]
People sure do go out of their way to overlook the White Sox, eh? [Sports on Earth]
Long, interesting story detailing the alleged bullying that went on at the URI softball team. [TurnTo10]
Which comedies are worthy of sequels/reboots? Which ones should be left alone? [Splitsider]
Some words about “sneaker heads.” [NYT]
“The Charlie Rowan story: Faked death, botched robbery, broken MMA dreams.” (Link is to an 18-minute video, FYI.) [Fox Sports]
A list of the “22 Most Hipster Foods” (obviously it’s just looking for a reaction, like most Internet things.) [HuffPo]
Do you like fish sticks? Then here’s a post for you! [Motherboard]
Did Michael Jackson actually sing his parts on The Simpsons many years ago? [Spinoff]
I may have to read Andrea Pirlo’s autobiography. [the Sports Bible]
My kind of NBA playoff “preview.” [700 Level]
A dog doing parkour? Why not, it’s Friday, right?
Orange is the New Black Season Two Trailer.
Is anyone watching Review on Comedy Central? Underrated little gem there. Five stars.
The dude ranch from Nickolodean’s immortal Hey! Dude is now a ghost town or something.
Real Estate … with a great all-around video here, too bad nobody watches music videos anymore. Nobody complain about a double-dose of Andy Daly, ok.