Something was a little fishy about William Howard Taft’s win during the Nationals’ Presidents’ Race on Easter Sunday. I mean, the Easter Bunny delivering a Randy Savage-style elbow(*) off the top
rope guardrail right before the finish line can’t be legal, can it?
It’s almost as if this was planned. Look at the George Washington racer trip and then writhe in pain to “sell” it. The sanctity of all future Presidents Races will forever be called into question.
Get on, Bud. Think of the children.
(*) It was close enough to an enough not to split
hares hairs. (Sorry, honestly.)
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