The combination of Mike Francesa and the act of chewing doesn’t exactly strike me as the recipe that would ever call for an EXTREME CLOSEUP, particularly one for an extended period of time, but here we are. The jiggly bundle of sports knowledge even manages to chew in an arrogant manner. My only disappointment might be that he wasn’t instead happily devouring an item from Taco Town.
Just a fascinating individual to observe. He should be on display at the MoMA.
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