CHICAGO, IL – APRIL 23: Russell Duffer waits to get into the ballpark before the game between the Chicago Cubs and the Arizona Diamondbacks on April 23, 2014 at Wrigley Field in Chicago, Illinois. Today marks the 100th anniversary of the first game ever played in the historic venue. (Photo by David Banks/Getty Images)
Like this is going to help.
He makes it look easy.
Laughs all around.
A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A butt pun.
Gaining on Fournette.