Ashley Madekwe … ever seen a baby armadillo? … woman posts on Facebook about the song ‘Happy’ and one minute later gets in a car accident and dies … doubt I could be friends with anyone who takes a “shelfie” … “zonkey” born at zoo in Mexico … competition for McDonald’s? … teen has her cell phone taken by grandma, so she poisoned her collard greens on Easter … cops bust man from Craigslist trying to have sex with horse … Rupert Everett took a shot at Beyonce’s ankles … lots of change in the VH1 development office … Michelle Beadle went to the prom with a young man who was paralyzed two years ago in a high school hockey game … I’d love a ride in the world’s fastest elevator … bring your kid to work day produced a day to remember … Brazil is hosting the pole dancing World Cup … he robbed a bank wearing a wolf mask … “Biker Looks for False Teeth on Busy Spain Highway” … why are teenagers today so rotten? … teacher accused of giving student a birthday lapdance …
Portland 123, Houston 120 in overtime. The Blazers lead, 3-1. Three of the four games in this series have gone into overtime. [Oregonian]
Mild surprise: Kyle Lowry scored 22 points and Toronto 87, Brooklyn 78. The series goes back to Canada tied at two. [Toronto Star]
How about this: Magic Johnson buys the Clippers from Donald Sterling. Everyone would win, right? [Yahoo Sports]
Pat Neshek, the St. Louis pitcher, is an avid baseball card collector. [Post Dispatch]
Sad story about an NHL player who left the sport when his wife was ill and died, and now has returned to hockey. [NY Post]
NBA owners are going to stand together against Donald Sterling, right? [San Jose Mercury News]
It’s Kentucky Derby week! [America’s Best Racing]
Antonio Brown of the Steelers took some shots at former teammate Ryan Clark. “I just think he was trying to make pointers and make himself sound smart on ESPN.” [Tribune]
“Matt Barnes and Jamal Crawford convinced their teammates to do the protest before they ran onto the floor for pregame warm-ups.” [Yahoo Sports]
This obviously isn’t the greatest lacrosse goal ever, but it’s really impressive.
It happens around the :31 mark, and it’s not terrible, so wait for it. [via Adam]
Boyhood: Now that’s a cool concept for a movie.
Worst beer pong dunk attempt I’ve ever seen. [via BroBible]