Robinson Cano was booed in his return to Yankee Stadium, as New Yorkers had both promised and practiced. Cano went 1-5, but the Mariners won, 6-3. Cano, who spent the first 9 seasons of his career in New York, was warmly embraced by his former teammates, including Derek Jeter, to marveled at a grown man being allowed to grow facial hair. Good lord, can you imagine the kind of tail Jeter could pull if he were allowed to grow a little stubble? Brad Pitt and Robert Redford would both still be virgins.
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