Bartolo Colon is really the last guy that needs to be carrying any extra weight with him as he courageously storms up the first base line, but somehow it makes perfect sense. We’re barely into May and the Colon catalog is already as colorful as Toucan Sam.
Just be thankful the sexy beast hasn’t stepped into the batter’s box in a Mets jersey gown. Yet.
Additionally — and this is important — is Bart saying “burp” here or “ribbit”?
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