Vladimir Putin Had 6 Goals and 5 Assists in an "NHL" Game

Vladimir Putin is probably the greatest athlete ever. Over the weekend, the Russian President played in an NHL (“Night Hockey League.” Get it?) game with several former NHL (National Hockey League) players. Putin’s team won 21-4 and he totaled 11 points. (6 goals, 5 assists) After the game Pavel Bure said that Putin was “in excellent shape and can play hockey quite well for an amateur.” Bure and the goalie who accidentally made a kick save on a Putin shot have both been imprisoned. (Probably.)

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