Hannah Ferguson, an SI Swimsuit model … girl booted from home schooled prom because dads couldn’t stop staring at her … Texas woman found this 12-foot python in her bathroom … Alec Baldwin arrested for “riding his bike the wrong way and not carrying ID” in NYC … after 500 years, the wreck of Christopher Columbus’s Santa Maria has been found … drunk guy riding tractor drives into bar – with kids on the tractor … the house from Scarface is on the market for $35 million … this bounce-house accident is terrifying … as usual, Paul Farhi delivers, but please read to the last sentence … don’t try to break into homes drunk on moonshine … the 10 most significant goals in US Soccer history … MERS in Florida? Run! … Chris Martin seen hanging out with TV presenter Alexa Chung … something called a “Waffogato” looks tasty … what does the job of a Butler entail? … novels are not dead, so stop writing about it … flight from Philly to London returns after two hours due to inebriated, unruly passenger … marijuana has been legal in Denver for four months, and crime hasn’t risen … Robin Roberts is America’s new broadcasting sweetheart …
Marcin Gortat scored 31 and John Wall added 27 as the Wizards thumped the Pacers by 23 on the road in Game Five. [Washington Post]
Guard Caris LeVert, possibly Michigan’s best player next season, is out 8-10 weeks following foot surgery. [CBS Sports]
Carlos Tevez has been left off Argentina’s World Cup roster. [Goal.com]
John Thompson III’s job might be in jeopardy in the coming year, but he’s landed two big men from the class of 2015: Jessie Govan and Noah Dickerson. [The Sporting News]
No Tiger Woods led to a rock bottom rating for The Players Championship last weekend. I’m sure the NFL draft and Mother’s Day had something to do with that, too. [Sports Media Watch]
The shift is on: Nobody is covering third base in MLB these days. [NYT]
Portland’s Will Barton had the best game of his young career in Game 4 against the Spurs. [The Pattern of Basketball]
Who was the mystery team that wanted to trade into 22 and not draft a QB? [The MMQB]
Damon Bailey, Indiana high school basketball legend, has taken a job as the assistant women’s basketball coach at Butler, where one of his daughters will play in two years. [Indy Star]
Shelly Sterling’s lawyer sure sounds like she’s preparing a lawsuit against other NBA owners if the league takes the team from her. [NYT]
“Here was LeBron chasing 50 in New York, chatting it up with Jay Z and Beyonce courtside, and old man Sterling still made himself the biggest show in the sport.” [Yahoo Sports]
That one’s next level. I needed to watch it twice to take it all in. [via BroBible]
Former LA Clipper Marques Johnson has some thoughts about Donald Sterling.
Woman on motorcycle narrowly avoids running into a horse in the middle of the road. [via Adam]
Very cool. Starts slowly, but gets really good.