Roundup: Girl Kicked Out of Prom Because Dads Were Getting Impure Thoughts; Football Coach Resigns After Tweet & the Best Trampoline Dunk Ever

hannah fergusonHannah Ferguson, an SI Swimsuit model … girl booted from home schooled prom because dads couldn’t stop staring at herTexas woman found this 12-foot python in her bathroom … Alec Baldwin arrested for “riding his bike the wrong way and not carrying ID” in NYC … after 500 years, the wreck of Christopher Columbus’s Santa Maria has been founddrunk guy riding tractor drives into bar – with kids on the tractor … the house from Scarface is on the market for $35 million … this bounce-house accident is terrifying … as usual, Paul Farhi delivers, but please read to the last sentence … don’t try to break into homes drunk on moonshine … the 10 most significant goals in US Soccer historyMERS in Florida? Run! … Chris Martin seen hanging out with TV presenter Alexa Chung … something called a “Waffogato” looks tasty … what does the job of a Butler entail? … novels are not dead, so stop writing about it … flight from Philly to London returns after two hours due to inebriated, unruly passenger … marijuana has been legal in Denver for four months, and crime hasn’t risen … Robin Roberts is America’s new broadcasting sweetheart

Torii Hunter, who was “tapped” in the face by an umpire during a fracas Monday, defended the umpire. [Detroit News]

Marcin Gortat scored 31 and John Wall added 27 as the Wizards thumped the Pacers by 23 on the road in Game Five. [Washington Post]

Guard Caris LeVert, possibly Michigan’s best player next season, is out 8-10 weeks following foot surgery. [CBS Sports]

Carlos Tevez has been left off Argentina’s World Cup roster. [Goal.com]

University of South Florida strength and conditioning coach suspended for tweet about Aaron Lynch after he was drafted by the 49ers. As furor built, the coach resigned. [Bulls 24/7]

John Thompson III’s job might be in jeopardy in the coming year, but he’s landed two big men from the class of 2015: Jessie Govan and Noah Dickerson. [The Sporting News]

No Tiger Woods led to a rock bottom rating for The Players Championship last weekend. I’m sure the NFL draft and Mother’s Day had something to do with that, too. [Sports Media Watch]

The shift is on: Nobody is covering third base in MLB these days. [NYT]

Portland’s Will Barton had the best game of his young career in Game 4 against the Spurs. [The Pattern of Basketball]

Who was the mystery team that wanted to trade into 22 and not draft a QB? [The MMQB]

Damon Bailey, Indiana high school basketball legend, has taken a job as the assistant women’s basketball coach at Butler, where one of his daughters will play in two years. [Indy Star]

Shelly Sterling’s lawyer sure sounds like she’s preparing a lawsuit against other NBA owners if the league takes the team from her. [NYT]

“Here was LeBron chasing 50 in New York, chatting it up with Jay Z and Beyonce courtside, and old man Sterling still made himself the biggest show in the sport.” [Yahoo Sports]

That one’s next level. I needed to watch it twice to take it all in. [via BroBible]

Former LA Clipper Marques Johnson has some thoughts about Donald Sterling.

Woman on motorcycle narrowly avoids running into a horse in the middle of the road. [via Adam]

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