Blake Lively… tough calamari turns out to be condom … a 103-year old orca is bad news for SeaWorld … high school fight results in teen’s death … Rabbi and friends stole $12 million from school for disabled children … sure sounds like the Internet is over the Internet … Sophia Bush … Victoria’s Secret model studying at Harvard … 31-year old woman pretends to be 15 to go to high school for some reason … images from The Simpsons – Family Guy crossover that is happening for some reason … man claims his father was the Zodiac killer … Porsche getting sued over Paul Walker’s death …
Steve Kerr signed a 5-year, $25 million deal to coach the Golden State Warriors. Things keep going great for the New York Knicks. [New York Times]
Was Mark Jackson fired because of his religious views? [SFGate]
Lamar Odom got turned away from a club for a reality television show. [TMZ]
Kyrie Irving was not responsible for Mike Brown’s firing. [CBS]
Roger Mason Jr. misquoted himself. LeBron James has not threatened to sit out if Donald Sterling is still with the Clippers next season. [With Leather]
The Boston Bruins have been bounced from the Stanley Cup Playoffs by the Montreal Canadiens. [ESPN]
On Parks & Recreation (one of the best/funniest shows on television) and it’s lack of jerk male characters. [FanSided]
Texas morning show host loses her mind over Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend. [Gawker]
Unnecessarily censored pictures from beach volleyball. So simple. So brilliant. [Reddit]
Philadelphia teen dies following fight. [FOX Sports]
Here’s a gallery of an MMA ring girl you probably haven’t even heard of. [Cage Potato]
Bad British commentary takes on LAX, bro.
Clipper Darrell did a Between Two Ferns-esque interview with FOX Sports. There are puggles involved.
Cat saves little boy from dog attack. Warning: There are pictures of the aftermath.
Ever wonder what C.C. Sabathia’s wife does with her days?
Rememeber that time we had an NHL preview? Well the guy who wrote it is now the lead hockey writer at Bleacher Report and he went on FOX Sports 1 and told people to stop trolling about how much Sidney Crosby stinks.
A Super Mario / Game of Thrones mash-up. [h/t @WillisSeventeen and Dr. Mike, P.H.D. in Japan]
Finally, here is a new trailer for Transformers 4.