Nina Agdal … Crazy footage of a man in South China catching a baby that fell over a ledge. … Season-ending neck surgery for Prince Fielder. … University of Tennessee frat suspended for pouring hot sauce on a pledge’s genitals. … Did the fancy new scoreboard at Churchill Downs contribute to a horse’s death? … Very sad: 19-year-old girl acts in one “casting couch” porn, gets abuse on Facebook and Twitter then kills herself. … New York substitute was fired for asking her students for dating advice. … Hopefully you didn’t eat at a Red Robin in Springfield, Mo., recently. … Fox anchor jailed for incident at Minneapolis airport. … Yeah, not good news, either if you’ve eaten Trader Joes hummus. … Godzilla director Gareth Edwards is going to make a standalone Star Wars movie for release in 2016 ($$$$). … Kansas State is angry the local paper ran a supposedly confidential letter written by its AD. … Jan from Toyota is pregnant. … A fun chart of the time travel from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. … You might be able to wager on who’ll be the next U.S. President in Vegas pretty soon. … Man charged with killing wife for making a vegetarian meal for dinner. … This is the best picture ever taken of Billy Corgan. … And this is the most adorable goat ever. … A fun destination for your next vacation: the ‘Door to Hell‘ in Turkmenistan. … Christina Hendricks went to Cannes. … Buck Showalter (57); Mitch Albom (56); Drew Carey (56); Jewel (40); Ken Jennings (40); Rasual Butler (35); Chris Gethard (34); … Kick some ass this weekend. Just remember this one thing.
A history of the 1994 U.S. World Cup “Denim Kit.” [Slate]
Lookalikes Will Ferrell and Chad Smith staged an epic drum off last night on the Tonight Show. [Hyper Vocal]
This guy (who thinks he’s a High Elf) dropped acid and tried to joust a car. [Vocativ]
Pharell starts every song the same way. [Bro Bible]
What did Marco Materazzi say to Zinedine Zidane in the 2006 World Cup final …? [ESPN FC]
Hellllllooooooooo Jessica Alba. [Guyism]
Americans still don’t like soccer, or the exact opposite via Google searches. Or something. [NYT]
Really good list of how much it costs to book bands. ($75K for Third Eye Blind is totally worth it.) [Priceonomics]
“Five Fast Facts about Memorial Day” (yes there are more, it was once known as Decoration Day. I’m just trying to be topical. Forgive me.) [Heavy]
J.B. Smoove is a funny guy. [Splitsider]
Some pressing (or not-so-pressing) questions about the new Godzilla. [Vice]
Best link in the RU: A definitive ranking of chips. [700 Level]
The Eau Claire PD wins.
Sofia Vergara (2:20 mark) wins the “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets” segment.
SEVEN MILLION views for this kid’s Michael Jackson’s impression since Wednesday. Seven. Million.
No big deal: a naked dude jumping into the sunroof of a car.
Alex Galchenyuk’s goal in overtime gave the Canadiens a 3-2 win over the Rangers. Game 3 is Sunday.
Fox will mark Memorial Day weekend honoring fallen soldiers with a project called “Warriors Among Us.”
Landon Donovan’s finest moment … away from the soccer field (and water fountains.)
Guns N’ Roses. (To kickstart the holiday weekend.)