Hunter Pence Asks For Help Finding Stolen Scooter

Thanks for the support everyone! If you're keeping an eye out here's what it looks like. #stolemyscooter pic.twitter.com/kw2NccqrpR
— Hunter Pence (@hunterpence) May 26, 2014

Hunter Pence’s love for his customized motor scooter is common knowledge around the San Francisco Bay area. Even so, some heartless person absconded with Pence’s prize possession — which he calls, “an extension of me” — outside the restuarant Epic Roasthouse Sunday night. Naturally he’s taken to Twitter to ask for help finding it.

Pence is offering a signed bobblehead of him and his scooter as a reward — even to the person who stole it. The loss looks like it’s taking a toll on the usually happy-go-lucky Pence, as he told the Mercury News, “I had a dream I saw someone riding it. I tackled him.”

When something like this goes missing, the first place I’d check is the basement at the Alamo.