Prince Amukamara, the New York Giants’ cornerback, attended a Bar Mitzvah over Memorial Day weekend. No more details are required because Amukamara posted these videos to Instagram in case you were wondering what type of music is played at Bar Mitzvahs in 2014. I’ll just assume the DJ did not play Summertime Sadness.
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Is nothing sacred, Mr. Mushnick?