Roundup: Sofia Vergara is Single; Krispy Kreme's Triple Cheeseburger & Judge Judy Makes $47 Million a Year Working 52 Days
By Jason McIntyre
Remember Robert Swift, the former NBA player? Ten years later, this is what he’s doing. [Seattle Times]
Cocky new Vanderbilt coach Derek Mason: ‘If Stanford wants us, come and get us.’ [Coaching Search 24/7]
Another yawner: Miami 102, Indiana 90. Heat are 1-win from another Finals trip. [Herald]
Li Na, who won the Australian Open, lost in the 1st round of the French Open. [ABC News]
Robert Pera, the knucklehead owner of the Grizzlies, initially grew angry with coach Dave Joerger – whom he was OK with losing, then wooed him back over the weekend – because … Tony Allen wouldn’t play Pera 1-on-1? [SI.com]
Russell Wilson’s sister makes the USA Basketball U17 roster. [Seattle Times]
Judge Judy has created an empire at CBS. She works 52 days a year and is paid an estimated $47 million. [NYT]
Why do so many people on dating websites use a photo they took with a tiger? [WSJ]
“… there’s somebody in the shower, and it happens to be Dennis Johnson. And Dennis Johnson comes out of the shower and, brother, I’m telling you [does the hands-way-far-apart move, as to indicate extreme length and size], I mean, I did a double take. I was like, what the fuck? And I turned around, I looked at Larry Bird, and he goes, ‘I know, right?'” [Grantland]
Pretty interesting look at why Christine Michael could be the future of the Seattle running game. [News Tribune]
Seattle waives 6th round draft pick who didn’t pass his physical due to a rare heart condition … but they did so they day after he received a nearly $100,000 bonus. Nice gesture. [NFL.com]
Chris Russo goes off on Nationals radio play-by-play guy Charlie Slowes for botched call. [DC Sports Bog]
One-year old girl hears for the first time. [via Kxan]
Pole dancing gone wrong in Vegas. [via BroBible]