Clipper Darrell, the Clippers fan who is most famous for being a Clippers’ fan is excited that the Clippers have a new owner. I guess there was something wrong with the previous guy? Anyway, Darrell celebrated Steve Balmer spending $400,000 more than the next highest bidder for the Clippers by shaving Balmer’s name into his head. That certainly is something that someone could do!
Adam Schefter Nearly Drove Off the Road in a Blizzard When He Got a Text About the LeSean McCoy Trade
Be careful out there, sportswriters.