Alex Smith: Andy Reid's "Always treating us to cheeseburgers"

Alex Smith did an interview with NFL.com recently. At the end, the Chiefs quarterback was asked to reveal something about coach Andy Reid. “He’s a big cheeseburger guy,” Smith said. “He’s always treating us to cheeseburgers. [All you have to do to earn one] is be on the team.”

Not exactly an astonishing revelation there. Beyond one’s natural discernment upon seeing Reid that he’s a big cheeseburger guy, the veteran coach has previously remarked that he could hide them in his Tommy Bahamas shirts, had a longstanding ‘Fast Food Friday’ policy in Philadelphia (which was cruelly stripped from the Eagles by Chip Kelly), and once proclaimed “Cheeseburgers for everyone!” after a big victory.

Cheeseburgers: The cornerstone of any nutritious football team.