Blue Jays Fan Has Mouth Full of Pizza, Kisses Girlfriend, Gets Denied

The title really says it all on this one, but I don’t think I could credibly claim that this could never happen to me. Still: Why does this sort of thing keep happening to Toronto fans?
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