Argentina's Rodrigo Palacio Has an Off-Center Rat Tail

Rodrigo Palacio has a rat tail. I know this is not new to the world of soccer – I have found mentions online about his rat tail going back to 2007 – but it is new to me. In addition to being a rat tail, it is an off-center rat tail. That way, if he spins around clockwise really fast he can see it in all its glory.