McDonald's Uruguay, Evander Holyfield, the Internet as a Whole Trolls Luis Suarez with Bite Jokes

Luis Suarez bit Giorgio Chiellini Tuesday in Uruguay’s 1-0 win over Italy at the World Cup. It brought out the best or worst, depending on how you want to look at it on Twitter. I’ll present these without any biting social commentary.

Here’s former bite-victim Evander Holyfield chiming in:

I guess any part of the body is up for eating.
— Evander Holyfield (@holyfield) June 24, 2014

And a couple brands that decided to troll:

If only Suarez had Whataburger before the game he wouldn't be so hungry.
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) June 24, 2014

Hola @luis16suarez, si te quedaste con hambre vení a darle un mordisco a una BigMac ;)
— McDonald's Uruguay (@McDonalds_Uy) June 24, 2014

Of course we got some punny headlines.

Luis Suarez may be utterly disgusting, but he's brought out a screamer of a @HuffPostUK splash http://t.co/gBOMPnKegd pic.twitter.com/8LfMKGuQYg
— Charlie Lindlar (@charlielindlar) June 24, 2014

There are too many variants of “Suarez wanted Italian Food” to list them all:

#Suarez is a great player but he's got to lay off the Italian food.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/WorldCupJokes/status/481501436388601858

Okay, this one was actually pretty damn funny:

In my humble estimation, the worst of the worst:

Does Suarez not eat before games?
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 24, 2014