Adriana Lima … Shia LeBeouf escorted out of a performance of Cabaret after disorderly conduct. … 20,000 turned out for a Tony Gwynn memorial at Petco Park. … Robert DeNiro watched the USA/Germany game at some random people’s house in Brooklyn. … Jose Abreu doesn’t want to do the Home Run Derby. … Sherri Shepherd and Jenny McCarthy are off The View. … Ex-cop admits to murdering women he met online, stuffing bodies in suitcases. … First day for new recruits at the USAFA… Woman sues California strip club that refuses her entrance without a man accompanying her. … Android newscasters in Japan, not creepy at all. … The latest fashion trend at weddings? … 36 taken to hospital after floor collapses in Houston. … Anatomically correct skulls made out of chocolate. … Sasha Cohen takes a bikini selfie. .. Happy Birthday: Vera Wang (65); Brad Childress (58); Chuck Person (50); Jeff Conine (48); Tobey Maguire (39); Khloé Kardashian (30); Chandler Riggs (15). … Have a nice weekend.
Very good, rational take on Soccer in America circa 2014. [Esquire]
Why didn’t a certain character from the books appear in the Game of Thrones season four finale? [Collider]
Five people who are ruining the World Cup for everyone. [Bro Bible]
Long read on how Scott Kazmir worked his way back into MLB. [ESPN Mag]
A dude dressed up like Teddy Roosevelt to follow the U.S. in Brazil. [US Soccer]
Ever want to eat a 72 ounce steak in one sitting? [Guyism]
“He declared for the NBA Draft then vanished.” [Bleacher Report]
Really long and deep read on Michael McDonald. [DS Concourse]
Interview with Jim Downey, who wrote many of the Norm MacDonald Weekend Update jokes (and a lot of other SNL jokes). [Splitsider]
Vice says Austin is, “the Worst place ever.” Seems overly harsh, no? [Vice]
Which country’s fans are frequenting the most prostitutes at the World Cup? [Vice Sports]
Andy Daly is funny. [Uproxx]
Worst players of the Group Stage of the World Cup. [ESPN FC]
Great “question” response on Final Jeopardy last night.
Perfect takedown of Facebook. (Duckworth?)
New season of Nathan for You debuts on July 1. Should be fun!
Kill Bill 8-bit video game. Fun.
Chromeo (feat. Toro y Moi)