A Belgian fan shows his underwear prior to a Group H football match between South Korea and Belgium at the Corinthians Arena in Sao Paulo during the 2014 FIFA World Cup on June 26, 2014. AFP PHOTO/ MARTIN BUREAU (Photo credit should read MARTIN BUREAU/AFP/Getty Images)
Like this is going to help.
He makes it look easy.
Laughs all around.
A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A butt pun.