Dallas Cowboys Do the Mean Tweet Thing

The Dallas Cowboys are the latest to do a spin on the Jimmy Kimmel bit where celebrities read mean tweets about themselves; here are some of the better ones they read:
please donate your gently used hamstrings to the Dallas Cowboys. it's for a good cause.
— Lana Berry (@Lana) November 11, 2013
WHY TF WOULD THE COWBOYS WASTE MONEY ON BRANDON WEEDEN??!! JERRY JONES LOST HIS FUCKING MIND.
— Juice (@who_is_juice) March 21, 2014
Jeremy Parnell and Doug Free couldn't even be bouncers in a club
— Danny (@Danilo_vanGomez) August 25, 2013
Cowboys defense is 'Ryan Reynolds in Green Lantern' bad.
— Bobby Roberts (@sweetbob) December 16, 2013
Perhaps the best moment occurs when Brandon Carr stunts on the haters by eating a sandwich.
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