Roundup: Watch Crocodile Attack Zoo Trainer, Megan Fox Joins Instagram & Paddleboarder Goes Over Shark

sylvie_van_der_vaart_Sylvie van der Vaart … elephant cries while being rescued after 50 years of abuse … the decline of the Hollywood comedy … man arguing with his girlfriend in moving vehicle jumps out, suffers critical head injury … what does the decline of Byliner mean for longform journalism on the web? … “Breaking Down the Multi-Billion-Dollar Seinfeld Economy” … mustard is the world’s fastest growing condiment … drunk girlfriend runs over boyfriend with a car in a “fit of rage” … Megan Fox now has an instagram account … 25-28 million years ago, there was a bird that had the wingspan of a giraffe … pathetic couple arrested for being too drunk to care for their children  … “Man arrested with knife in shoe at Detroit airport” … man shoots himself in the hand, his wife in the legs while cleaning gun … is divorce contagious? … maybe the best takedown of Buzzfeed, ever … drone crashes in man’s backyardAmerican Apparel’s social media failJennifer Lawrence met Emma Watson! …

Bar in Minnesota looks to turn away young people on weekends with this sign. But is it racist? [Fox 9]

Bryce Petty, the Baylor QB, is one of the biggest freaks in college football. [Fox Sports]

If you care about boxing, it sure seems like the guy to focus on is Al Haymon. Who? [Boxing Scene]

If you’d been paying attention to Colombia’s Pony Futbol tournament a decade ago, you would have known about the National team’s young stars. [WSJ]

Channing Frye is going to Orlando for 4 years and $32 million. [Orlando Sentinel]

It’s funny – many Knicks fans want Carmelo to leave for the Lakers. Now, the Lakers fans are taking a deep look and also wondering if he’s a good fit. [Land O’ Lakers]

FIFA got embarrassed again – one of the top World Cup tickets officials was arrested. [BBC]

Nick Hardy, a high school golfer, once had a cool golf course encounter with Michael Jordan. [Tribune]

Drama with the Georgia swim coach! Well, sort of. [Athens Online]

A new “hotspot” in NYC that caters to millionaires and models. Nice quote from someone: “It’s a very pretentious place.” [NY Post]

You must see this crocodile attack at a zoo. Now. [Obviously, a warning]

Just a drone capturing footage of a paddleboarder’s close encounter with a shark.

Six months old, but it’s summer, right? This punk deserved to get smacked.

Filed under: White people dancing. [via Guyism]

Just Tom Hanks dancing to “This is how we do it,” as filmed by Justin Bieber.

At a minor league baseball game, a pitcher’s pitch hit a bird. [via Hot Clicks]

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