Derek Jeter will not just be hanging out in retirement. New York Post’s Page Six has done truly important work, discovering that Jeter is a secret owner in Frigo RevolutionWear, a company that sells high-tech “Tempur-pedic banana hammocks” for $100 a pop.
The most ridiculous thing in this story? It refers to him as a slugger. Derek Jeter is “slugging” .325 this year. But where was I?
Oh yes, the banana hammocks. They include a “‘soft lock adjustment system’ plus a ‘patented pouch’ dubbed the ‘Frigo Zone.'” Frigo’s CEO Mathias Ingvarsson has previously stated about the product “It separates your genitals from the rest of your body . . . It lifts a little bit so [guys] feel the comfort.”
Sounds like the perfect addition to any gift basket!
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