With the Cleveland Cavaliers obtaining LeBron James and becoming a relevant sporting franchise again, the Cleveland Browns had to do something to make sure they prove they were still a joke. So the Browns went out and got a bull mastiff and named it “Swagger.” Why? Because Johnny Football probably. “Swagger” will be on the sidelines for Browns’ home games this season. He is already the least likely member of the organization to defecate on the field during a game.
There is a stock image of a bullmastiff and a football, but I don’t have an account. All joking about Cleveland aside, this will easily be everyone’s favorite mascot this year.