Nastia Liukin at the ESPYS … how bad video game things are born … groom assaults guest at his wedding … kitten and a guinea pig … there is a trailer for the Ouija movie … screenwriting tricks and tropes we never need again … Tommy Wiseau’s follow-up to The Room is coming this Fall … Batman through the years … a history of underwear display … a puppy in footy pajamas … Marie Antoinette in LEGOs … America’s next great weightlifter is 14 … man sets house on fire trying to kill spider … Rupert Murdoch wants Time Warner … bizarre and important quotes from the Greg Hardy trial … breast pump thief arrested … why do we have blood types?
Texas A&M spent $50,000 to get lineman Cedric Ogbuehi to return. [FOX Sports]
Lindsey Vonn played Roger Federer in tennis on a glacier? [Universal Sports]
The many crimes of Mel Hall. [SB Nation]
Somebody from the AV Club has an opinion on LeBron James. [AV Club]
If you don’t have a son, don’t say what your son should do. [Pro Football Talk]
Michael Jordan did a Hanes commercial. [Next Impulse Sports]
Sasha Cohen doing yoga in a bikini. [Guyism]
Jimmer’s numbers say he should have been signed ahead of a few free agents. [Bleacher Report]
Here’s Anthony Rizzo hitting meatballs. Literal meatballs. [MLB]
Rangers sign player known for good looks. [SIlive]
Another column about how Giancarlo Stanton should go to the Red Sox. Jog on. [Boston.com]
Deion Sanders school shut down by state. [Deadspin]
Sometimes you wait four hours for Floyd Mayweather. [Washington Post]
Just a giant, smooth, mysterious hole in Siberia. [SPLOID]
Shark nearly gets beached.
This is the ultimate bonding experience. Building a plane with your dad and him hitting himself in the head with it.
Aww! Kitten learns to walk.
Arizona congressman mistakes YMCA bus for bus full of migrant children. His backtracking was world class.
Weird Al is releasing new songs/videos all week. It is delightful.
Michael Sam won the Arthur Ashe Courage Award and gave this speech.