OAKLAND, CA – JULY 06: Sean Doolittle #62 of the Oakland Athletics and Derek Norris #36 shake hands after they beat the Toronto Blue Jays at O.co Coliseum on July 6, 2014 in Oakland, California. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)
LeBron James and Russell Westbrook together?
O.J. Simpson won’t be welcome at USC when he is paroled.
And another and another and another.
Kyrie Irving will not be traded to the New York Knicks.
Everyone gets thrown out.