BBC News Scroll: "The Queen Has Tested Positive For Morphine"
"Initial indications are that Estimate’s positive test was caused by her eating contaminated feed, the Palace said."
Sure. Like a champion racehorse doesn’t know what she’s putting in her own body.
[Daily Mail, grab via @telegraph]
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