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Carmelo Anthony Proves NBA Players Would Dominate Soccer

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carmelo-headerCarmelo Anthony spent some time training with Real Madrid at UCLA on Tuesday. Using nothing but these two pictures, I can say without a shadow of a doubt that America’s best athletes do not play soccer. If only Melo and other NBA players had a soccer ball put in his crib instead of a basketball we would have won our third consecutive World Cup earlier this month.

And before Knicks fans salivate at the idea of Melo playing another sport and creating a great deal of cap space – LeBron would also be a dominant soccer player in this alternate universe. U-S-A! U-S-A!

Just look at this picture! Melo’s arms are wider than the entire goal! Who is going to score a goal on a guy that tall? It’s impossible. Honestly? I feel the worst for people who waste their time watching soccer when inferior athletes are involved. So sad. I mean, can Landon Donovan even dunk a basketball?

[Real Madrid FB]

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