Roundup: Sidney Rice Retires, Lana Del Rey Gets Around, Seahawks Mascot Jukes 49ers Fan

Carolina-MacallisterCarolina Macallister … another airplane has gone missing, this one an Algerian flight over west Africa … saving room for cats … a review of ‘Lucy’ … want to clear out a house party¬†– fire a shotgun into the ceiling … man jumps from moving car to avoid argument with girlfriend … teen finds father’s “ghost” in old XBox game … cat calls 911 … Lana Del Rey slept with a lot of dudes in the recording industry … Paul Walker bumper stickers are a thing … Gemma Atkinson still kind of attractive … thousands of squatters evicted from “Tower of David” … lightning hit a tree at Saratoga race track … man accused of impersonating Marine … a roundup of the New Yorker stories you should read¬†while everything is unlocked … the Nostalgia Machine … truck carrying circus animals breaks down … woman accidentally joins search party looking for herself

5-star wide receiver prospect from Florida accused of stealing from a dorm during football camp at Georgia. [AJC]

A profile of Ronda Rousey. [The New Yorker]

Rashard Lewis’ contract voided after it was discovered he would need knee surgery. [ESPN]

Kellen Winslow Sr. is trying to rebuild the Florida A&M athletic department. [FOX Sports]

Cemetery does not approve of fan urinating on Art Modell’s grave. [ESPN]

Colbert on the Rory McIlroy – Caroline Wozniacki break-up and ensuing solo success. [Golf Channel]

Jon Jones enlists his daughter to talk trash to new opponent Daniel Cormier. [MMA Junkie]

Sidney Rice retired at 27. [CBS]

A slideshow of attractive women with dumbbells. [Cage Potato]

Jamaal Charles signed a new deal and will attend training camp. [USA Today]

Jay Cutler came to Bears camp in a conversion van. [Next Impulse Sports]

Cameron Maybin has been suspended 25 games for amphetamines. [MLB]

A 30 for 30 short on the high five. [Grantland]

If you skip a wedding to watch football, you’re obviously not a good friend. [Eleven Warriors]

Old guy dancing. Turn down for what?

49ers fan falls on face trying to cover Seahawks mascot in a parking lot.

Kids Cursing In Movies Mashup from Avaryl Halley on Vimeo.

A supercut of kids swearing in movies. [via Screen Junkies]

Has Cardillo told you to watch Nathan For You yet this month?

Old friend of the site, Chris Pratt, can do a French braid while being interviewed.

Mascot race combined with Jim Ross. I’ll never understand you people.

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