Irina Shayk … Every man’s worst nightmare (okay, at least a very high percentage). … Better be careful where you park in NYC. … The missing Air Algerie flight was found in a “disintegrated state” in Mali. … Best name ever in a mugshot? … Scottish woman goes to doctor feeling lethargic, you’ll never guess what happened next. … Gunman opens fire in Pennsylvania hospital, doctor returns fire. … Former NHL player gets 30 months for robbing banks. … Red Sox, Jon Lester table contract negotiations until after the season. … Kobe Inc. finds its headquarters. … Mariners re-acquired Kendrys Morales in trade with Twins. … Here’s a GIF/Map charting WalMart’s growth across America. … 1.21 Gigawatts! … Jon Snow is going to make a movie about tennis for HBO. … #GothsDancetoAnything is the reason Vine was created (bless Brian P. Hickey for doing god’s work). … Which states do residents want to move away from? … English police spend a bunch of money on, flowers (?!) in an attempt to deter crime. … Selena Gomez is hanging out at the beach, if you care. … Catch me in Cancun kissing grouper. … Happy Birthday: Iman (59); Thurston Moore (56); Doug Drabek (51); Matt LeBlanc (47); Jon Barry (45); Billy Wagner (43); Tera Patrick (38); Gerard Warren (36); Hulk (28) … Enjoy the summer weekend. (Special thanks for everyone who helped contribute links this week.)
Dish Network is the only satellite provider currently carrying the SEC Network [Dish.com]
The Guardian’s WWI interactive documentary piece is outstanding (and an excellent example of how far web storytelling has come). [Guardian]
Do you want to read a slideshow of the 50 most-powerful people in New York sports? (Of course you do.) [NY Daily News]
Twins cancel Chuck Knoblauch’s induction into team Hall of Fame following arrest for allegedly assaulting ex-wife. [Sporting News]
The NHL is “concerned” over climate change. [The Montreal Gazette]
Pat Jordan writing on post-baseball Johnny Damon. [Sports on Earth]
Important: Breaking down Street Fighter II characters many years after the fact. [Bro Bible]
The Rockies are a real mess. [SB Nation]
Jeff Bridges abided with a very chill AMA. [Guyism]
Writer explains the background behind the classic Seinfeld episode, “The Opposite.” [Splitsider]
Patrick Kane takes photo with kid, confuses kid in process. [Next Impulse Sports]
Legitimately strange, disturbing story in California. [Voactiv]
Q&A with Arsene Wenger. [Planet Futbol]
Gallery of Comic-Con photos. [LA Times]
Alexi Lalas wrote about his love of Vision Quest. [LikeTotally80s]
NBD, just a giraffe escaping from a circus in Mexico.
First Key & Peele season four sketch! (Hopefully CRM is reading.)
Shark attacks (although you can’t see it) guy trying to swim away from sinking boat.
There is going to be a Halo TV series or something, apparently. Enough to make a trailer at least.
Peter Dinklage with a mullet for some video game movie?
Hot Tub Time Machine 2 red band trailer.
Ugly Kid Joe … with a song that, despite coming out in 1991, predicted a lot of the ethos of the Internet/Twitter quite well. Or it was written about the lead singer’s ex. Either or.