Sylvie Meis … Sharknado 2 killed it in the ratings … blogger fired over “homophonia” … octopus broods for record-breaking 4 years … prescription televisions … Georgetown lacrosse coach resigns … a face transplant or a man who shot himself in the face … driver who killed a teen posted car wreck photos on Facebook with a smiley face … woman falls to her death trying to take a picture … production photos from the next season of The Walking Dead … insane bee infestation in a garage … woman releases silent album … Guardians of the Galaxy is in theaters – a positive review and a negative review …
USA Basketball is where the nation’s top recruits want to be these days. [SI]
The victim of the Jose Offerman bat attack tells his story. [FOX Sports]
UCLA dancer/communications major. [College Cheerleader Heaven]
Man sues Shaq, Trey Burke and Waka Flocka Flame over online mocking. [Macomb Daily]
A little #longform by one of our old writers on rodeo riders. [SI]
Golfer disagrees with SI golf writer over Firestone Country Club in Ohio. [Akron Beacon Journal]
DeMarcus Cousins in danger of losing his spot on Team USA to Mason Plumlee. [USA TODAY Sports]
Scary delay at Saratoga Race Track as a horse suffered heatstroke. [Times Union]
David Wilson “needs a miracle” to get back on a football field. [Star-Ledger]
Dick Bavetta retired after a million years as an NBA referee. [Pro Basketball Talk]
Congratulations to NBA referee Violet Palmer on her marriage today. [NBC29]
Would you contribute to a kickstarter trying to bring back Slamball? [Hardwood Paroxysm]
Mike Tyson Mysteries has a trailer. Norm Macdonald plays a degenerate pigeon named, “Pigeon.”
Harrison Barnes wants you to book your tee times online.
Here’s Rob Ford getting coffee with Deadmau5.
Trailer for the new Spongebob movie.
Brian Williams announced the casting of his daughter in Peter Pan.
The 90’s come to Ireland.
Enjoy your Friday.