MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA – JANUARY 24: Bradley Mousley of Australia plays a backhand in his semifinal match against Alexander Zverev of Germany during the 2014 Australian Open Junior Championships at Melbourne Park on January 24, 2014 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Chris Hyde/Getty Images)
LeBron James and Russell Westbrook together?
O.J. Simpson won’t be welcome at USC when he is paroled.
And another and another and another.
Kyrie Irving will not be traded to the New York Knicks.
Everyone gets thrown out.