Cristiano Ronaldo has come out with the second collection of his CR7 underwear line. He publicized it in perhaps the most “Cristiano Ronaldo” way possible, projecting his chiseled body onto building and landmarks in every major European capital. He threw in New York as well because #SoccerNation.
These won’t help you with your aerodynamics or free kick form. But they may embolden you with the self-assurance necessary to attempt pulling off frosted tips in 2014.
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