Here’s Dana Holgorsen in his natural habitat, enjoying a Red Bull on a fine summer afternoon. His hair is looking a bit too tidy for the season. Though the sunscreen fail totally makes up for it.
Is nothing sacred, Mr. Mushnick?
Let the bodies hit floor. Remember that song?
You can’t teach this.
No exaggeration. It’s that bad.
Fun fact: Michael Bolton is an expert softball player and recorded an instructional VHS tape about it.