Ashley Benson, actress … masturbating man falls in river, gets arrested … a photo of Olivia Wilde breastfeeding … “acting white” … drunk woman crashes car, police find stolen python around her neck … a Russian crime gang probably has a couple of your internet passwords … “Amputee Purple Heart recipient set to make pro wrestling debut” … Rex Ryan’s son, a redshirt freshman at Clemson, broke his collarbone … Sabrina Rodriguez, who once was fondled by a baboon on live TV, was arrested for stealing coach wallets from the mall … Princeton Review’s 2015 College rankings are out, and somehow, Syracuse is the No. 1 party school … James Corden to replace Craig Ferguson as host of the ‘Late Late Show’ … 16 of the most magnificent tresses in the world .. “Pope Francis Urges Young People Not To Waste Time on Internet” … your second weirdest masturbation story of the week, this one from New Orleans … Miley Cyrus and her wacky crafts … Donald Trump wants his name off two failed Atlantic City casinos bearing his name … you want to read about Boyhood’s Zoe Graham, right? … “Man accidentally shoots bullet through wall into adjoining Loudoun townhouse” …
The oral history of the Wonder Years. Probably one of my 15 favorite shows of all-time. [Paste Magazine]
Carolina message board finds that UNC critic Mary Willingham plagiarized her thesis. [News & Observer]
Dr. James Andrews says young athletes should STOP specialization and professionalism. Less year-round activity. [Cleveland.com]
A cop tells you why you should fight all speeding fines. [The Free Thought Project]
Spurs hire Becky Hammon as an assistant coach. [Express-News]
Chris Bosh now has a line of ties out: Mr. Nice Tie. [NYT]
Jim Nantz and Phil Simms likely will break the NFL record for most games announced in a season. [Classic TV Sports]
“A former employee is suing the Trail Blazers, charging that she was passed over for a promotion because of discrimination, then fired when she complained about it.” [Oregonian]
Guy who took the photo of the Michigan State sign that contained a spelling error, regrets his tweet. [I Sports Web]
Why is New York City no longer the mecca when it comes to producing elite basketball players? [Grantland]
Interesting read on reporters struggling to separate “reporting” from “personal feelings.” [NY Daily News]
Busted: “During the Federal Bureau of Investigation raid, a woman working on a laptop was ordered to put her hands up. She raised one hand and continued typing on a betting website with the other, according to a criminal complaint filed by the U.S.” [Bloomberg]
Struggling with this pinata, the kid just starts throwing punches. [via Herbie]
Michigan man threw a rave, and it’s being called one of the best parties in State history. “There’s always a coming home party.” He also uses the word “spaz” during the interview.
Very cool: How playing an instrument benefits your brain.
Giant beer pong with actress Nina Dobrev.
Commuters push train, help free man whose leg was stuck.