Megan Fox … Gordon Ramsay’s empire is about $50 million in debt … True Detective creator accused of plagiarism … Michigan murder myths and facts … inmate populations … 8 people rescued after their boat sinks in Hawaii … man arrested for masturbating in park in the middle of the day … what if Hodor met Groot … man shoots himself in the head while taking selfie … drawing dick maps with Nike+ … build your presence online and in person … man shoots himself while cleaning gun … teacher arrested for showing up to school drunk, pantless … turtles with iPads at Aspen art museum … burglar orders pizza, doesn’t pay deliver guy … man poisons neighbor’s chickens … AOL still makes money off dial-up …
David Wilson had an emotional press conference. [Star-Ledger]
Former Texas A&M and Chicago Bear Darren Lewis will be in jail for the next 25 years. [Dallas Morning News]
A look inside Roc Nation Sports. [New York Post]
If Under Armor gives Kevin Durant a $30 million deal, that could help the Wizards. [New York Daily News]
Chrissy Teigen’s dogs ate the baseball from her first pitch. [Instagram]
Lee Daniels will direct a movie about Brian Banks. [The Wrap]
Miami Heat fans deserve more respect. [Miami New-Times]
A porn site has offered Paul George money to be pleasured while he is injured. [Medium]
Somebody buy me this mansion with a private 18 hole golf course. [Back9 Network]
Delonte West did not name is son after himself because… Well, I can’t legally talk about that rumor. [Complex]
Jonathan Bender’s life after the NBA. [SI]
Anastasia Ashley has jewelry she wants to sell you. [Lucky]
This dog was lucky to escape with his life!
Crying baby stops when Katy Perry comes on the radio.
Here’s a surfing pig.
Sons of Anarchy’s final season has a trailer.
American girl takes a stick to the head (she was OK) from a Russian girl in an U16 game.