Bar Paly … No big deal, just a crocodile eating a shark. … Kevin Durant withdrew from Team USA. … Pittsburgh-area teen dies during first day of “heat acclimation” football practice. … Alberto Del Rio released by WWE. … A monkey owns the copyright to this “selfie” according to Wikipedia. … Marlins pitcher Dan Jennings suffered a concussion, but his CT scan was negative after taking a liner to the head last night. … University of Florida All-American CB hurt during a “20-man scuffle” at practice. … Gallery of photos snapped by the Mars rover over the last two years. … Game of Thrones subway maps. … Massachusetts man arrested for “open and gross lewdness” while doing yardwork. (Click to find out why!) … This Colorado bison is prolific. … Florida: “It wasn’t exactly the work of a criminal mastermind.” … Will Arnett says a new season of Arrested Development will happen at some point. … Accidental shooting leaves family scrambling to pay medical bills. … Cremated remains of Jonestown massacre victims discovered at DC-area funeral home. … The Saved by the Bell movie on Lifetime looks like a real winner. … Interesting language map of New York City. … Mrs. Brady hanging out at the beach with a dog. … Happy Birthday: Jerry Tarkanian (84); Dustin Hoffman (77); Ken Dryden (67); Keith Carradine (65); Louis van Gaal (63); Robin Quivers (62); Bruce Matthews (53); Kool Moe Dee (52); Ron Karkovice (51); Sable (47); Marcelo Balboa (47); Trev Alberts (44); Scott Stapp (40); Craig Breslow (34); Roger Federer (33); Pierre Garçon (28); Danilo Gallinari (26). … Enjoy the weekend.
ESPN’s Jemele Hill and Sage Steele are in consideration for a spot on the revamped lineup on The View. [ET]
A trip to the prison from The Shawshank Redemption 20 years later. [NYT]
True Detective creator responds to, denies plagiarism accusations. [The Wrap]
The son of Maryland’s OC picks Florida State over the Terps. [Fox Sports]
A look into the lack of female sports pundits on television/radio. [Washington Post]
Mike Zimmer has spent a lot of time prepping for game management. [ESPN]
Actual headline: “The fish that lives in a sea cucumber anus.” [Australian Geographic]
Roddy White fulfilled his Twitter bet. [AJC]
Are all of Quentin Taratino’s movies somehow connected (video)? [Huffington Post]
Why is a certain part of Kansas vital to farming across the Great Plains? [NBC]
Lindsay Lohan appeared in a Jell-O commercial with Bill Cosby in 1995. [Guyism]
The history of ‘sponsored content’ goes back a long way. [Gizmodo]
Some stats on Landon Donovan’s career. [ESPN FC]
So … turns out the hams on Supermarket Sweep were fake. [AV Club]
“How to Tell Whether You’ve Got Angst, Ennui, or Weltschmerz” [Mental Floss]
Train vs. Tornado.
Upcoming Stephen Hawking biopic looks promising.
Jonny Gomes and Stephen Vogt had some fun during their Intentional Talk appearance.
Seriously, happy 84th, Tark.