Jimmy Neesham is a 23-year old cricketer from New Zealand. Neesham was traveling to a tournament with his team earlier this week when they had to go through the United States. Neesham tweeted the above picture after an U.S. Customs agent drilled three holes in the bat to check for drugs. Law & Order: SVU already put a stop to monkeys being smuggled in basketballs. Let this be a lesson to all those trying to smuggle drugs into the country in sports equipment.
Like this is going to help.
He makes it look easy.
Laughs all around.
A silent guardian. A watchful protector. A butt pun.