Taylor Twellman and Alexi Lalas called Sunday night’s Dynamo – Sounders game on ESPN. Before the broadcast, Twellman referenced South Park, saying, “Some say you’re a soulless ginger.” People with red hair remain the only group of people you can joke about with impunity. For now. [h/t @CJZero]
“When Cortez reached the New World, he burned his boats to encourage his men.” – Randal, Clerks: The Animated Series
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It’s October! One of the top three months of the year! November is 1st, then March, then October.
Not Ned Yost’s finest hour.
He was probably lying, though.