Taylor Twellman and Alexi Lalas called Sunday night’s Dynamo – Sounders game on ESPN. Before the broadcast, Twellman referenced South Park, saying, “Some say you’re a soulless ginger.” People with red hair remain the only group of people you can joke about with impunity. For now. [h/t @CJZero]
Somewhere, Katy Perry is heartbroken.
Stupid and ridiculous, much like the rest of Michigan’s 2014 season.
Lobbying was unsuccessful.