Taylor Twellman and Alexi Lalas called Sunday night’s Dynamo – Sounders game on ESPN. Before the broadcast, Twellman referenced South Park, saying, “Some say you’re a soulless ginger.” People with red hair remain the only group of people you can joke about with impunity. For now. [h/t @CJZero]
Let the bodies hit floor. Remember that song?
You can’t teach this.
No exaggeration. It’s that bad.
Fun fact: Michael Bolton is an expert softball player and recorded an instructional VHS tape about it.
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It’s the first Friday in March. That’s about it.