The Kansas City Royals host a hot dog derby during their home games, and yesterday’s contest featured a “mustard” entrant who couldn’t quite get it right. First his pants fell down, which is never ideal in any circumstance, and as he was recovering he fell down again. Fox Sports set the thing to dramatic music in the video above, while MLB’s got the GIFs:
The kid apparently finished the race and received a standing ovation from the Kaufmann Stadium faithful; to paraphrase the great philosophers in Chumbawamba, they’re never gonna keep him down.
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